A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for anearly morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to breakthe silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM. The next morning the man woke up, only todiscover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about togo and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
(MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORT OF CONTESTS)